Shorts Merchant- Somebody who is addicted to wearing shorts 24/7, 365. There is probably 1-2 shorts merchants in your life. Symptoms include general knowledge, use of shorts EVERY DAY and high IQ. This is recognised as a disease and if you discover somebody who is a shorts merchant please report it to the authorities.
by YhYhSound December 18, 2021
Get the Shorts Merchantmug. by Dellgh July 8, 2011
Get the Comfy Shortsmug. The passive-aggressive action of a clerk or cashier who, when handing a receipt across a counter to a client, will not extend their arm to the halfway point which forces the customer to have to make up the difference, subtly throwing him or her off balance.
by anonymous May 2, 2024
Get the short armmug. by anonymous February 28, 2023
Get the Short kingmug. Person a: Jeez, Tyler is tall.
Person b: He's not that tall... We've been over this Brenda, you're just short.
Person b: He's not that tall... We've been over this Brenda, you're just short.
by yourunaveragehuman April 19, 2022
Get the Shortmug. by pseudootter February 18, 2023
Get the T-shortsmug. 