Fart Shark

When your date literally GASlights you into thinking you farted, when it was really them.

Him: “Hey babe, nice fart”
Her: “Wait, what?”

Him: “I’m just sayin’…good job”

Her: “But I didn’t”
Him: “Riiiiiight”
Her: “What’s that look? I DIDN’T….unless…Did I? No way, really, I Did? Wait. Why are you laughing? Did you Fart Shark me?!!!”

by Lady Dunnsalot January 15, 2024

Shark

Wowww. Real proud of you there.
this is not about sex. it's about murphy, a kind hearted shark who's just trying to provide for his family. How dare you insult him. You could have killed him.
Again, not sex.

"Honey, there's a shark in my pants!"

by sack of dirt March 15, 2023

fun-shark

n.
A person with an exceptionally active sense of enjoyment, amusement, and/or pleasure.

Group walks by fountain.
Fun-shark: Hey guys, let's go run through the fountain.
Girl 1: Umnmm, no.
Fun-shark: Suit yourself (runs to fountain)
Girl 1 to Girl 2: Does he always get excited like this?
Girl 2: Yea, all the time. He's a real fun-shark.

by lx2036 December 5, 2012

Shark

We all know why you searched this.

An aquatic animal, a shark you idiot.

by BananaBalloon August 11, 2022

Shit-shark

A shit-shark is a term for a white chick that only fucks nigs. Often they think it’s somehow moral, or makes them more worldly, but it just makes no self-respecting white man want to touch her in the future.

Debbie may look alright, but I heard she was a total shit-shark in the last town she lives in.

by CommieKilla4Life December 26, 2020

shark couple goals

When a couple mimics the behavior of sharks with each other. Examples can be at the end of a long day when they are sleepy and play the sleep shark. Where when they want to surprise someone and play the surprise shark.

Look at them, that's shark couple goals

by surprise shark October 19, 2024

reverse shark attack

when you stick a knife handle up your friends ass while they lay on their belly, so the blade sticks out like a shark fin. this makes them crawl across the bed squirming back and forth whipping their feet side to side like a shark

i walked into to andy’s room and noticed that they had just been reverse shark attacked as they whipped across the bedroom

by thedirtybirdwordturd January 21, 2025