Sexual Piano

During sex you suddenly thrust your hands into the vaginal and anal holes of a female at which time she starts to sing. You continue to move your fingers in rhythmic motion, thus creating your own symphony of sexual tones and grunts
The Sexual Piano always brings out the best singing voices in women
by Polarextreme August 18, 2011
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sexually impaired

One who cannot get laid or is a closet homosexual that loves anal raids.
I sure hope that Sean isn't sexually impaired because only flamers wear leather pants.
by Mr. Pooper Sex June 15, 2008
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metro-sexual

a pimp slick sly devil mother fucker. a complex person a man by all means on the planet but made fun of for the simple mistake of thinking this guy was gay. a man who makes all other men jealous because they want to be just like he is. One who eats, drink, breaths, and even wipes his own ass wtih some sort of style. someone who can get all the pussy on the earth because of this guys insane mack. a guy who irons every damn thing in his closet, even his boxers because when its time for the pants to come off for the ladies, they all like a pressed pair of briefs. a man who could rewrite a dictionary cause hes always commin up with out of this world ideas.
ladies, you kno how i do metro-sexual in every way.
by free willie July 28, 2006
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Retro Sexual

Someone who dresses up in a wild and crazy fashion. Tight colored jeans, or bright shiny multicolored clothes with bandanas or a hat. The whole outfit is very tutti frutti and even more, the person is hard to define as what gender they are attracted to from groups they hang out with as an appearance. For exaple as seeing a male with a retro type of style, but who acts and talks gay but is always with a group of girls. CAn also be a strange type of Bisexual, and it can also be a female.The right affiliation is hard to tell.
' I wonder how hes friends with all the hot chicks, maybe cause hes a retro sexual.'
by Wonderer, lol February 24, 2010
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Tri-Sexual

Tri-Sexual is the sexual preference of Males, Females and animals.
I would screw the cat but im not a Trisexual.
by Robby October 17, 2004
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omni-sexual

one who proudly distributes his/her sexual affection over a broad range of places, people, and at various events..from "omni" meaning "to be everywhere at once" and "sexual" meaning "sexual"

not to be confused with the heralded Omnisexual: one who distributes his/her sexual affection in and around the Atlanta area esp. near the Omni arena and recently any other arena in the area
bro, here comes Soo. look the other way, before she tries to cast her omni-sexual self our way

by waynerino August 17, 2007
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g-sexual

a person who has no other life than google! what turns him on? google!!
he's not into girls anymore, he's g-sexual!
by eyewe April 09, 2010
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