September 28

Tall, pretty people are born on this day 💝

👤:today's september 28, which means it's *******, ******, and ***** birthday today?
👤:then tall and fine people must be born on this day cs danggg-

by HeyyyyItsMe September 29, 2023

September 1

Fuck anyone without it being weird day

Homie 1: yo bro its september 1
Homie 2: fym
Homie 1: we can fuck without being judged
Homie 2: cmere 🥵🥵🥵

by siktireli November 12, 2024

september 8

National bless your bf with some nudes

Gf « it’s september 8 what do you want !!! »
Bf « NUDES ! »

by LargeBigMacPlease September 7, 2023

September 22nd

Kids someone with the letter J in their name

J: hey why did you kiss me

You: because it's September 22nd!

by The_boi_by_you HAHA September 19, 2022

September 3rd

national wab day. wet ass balls. where we appreciate men and the slimy wab they have and how it smells

september 3rd is a holiday

by killuwah September 3, 2020

no stealing september

you can’t steal anything from a store or anyone so y’all better get ready😎

Bob:yo imma go rob this store

Joe: didn’t you hear it’s no stealing september

by thatkid-milez December 3, 2019

September 20th

The day that the most pogchampOg man was born

You: did you know that today is September 20th?

other guy: You mean The day that the most pogchampOg man was born?
You: yeah

Other guy: let’s celebrate by using creator code Mrswag in fortnite and Rocket League
You: Don’t forget the epic games store!
Other guy: sorry my bad

by bstet01 April 18, 2021