Joe got a date with melinda joes a big ole salty pimp. Melinda being difficult to acquire a date with
by qwerty kid June 15, 2016
Get the salty pimpmug. When one is aggressive and defensive for no apparent reason and expresses these feelings like a small child. These feelings may be expressed through articulate yet confounding phrases that when listened to are often disorienting and slightly uncomfortable. Salty-Bullshit may be practiced against all of the following groups of individuals: loved ones, coworkers, one's boss, friends, and strangers. Salty-Bullshit is unpredictable by nature and may occur without a moment's notice. Beware.
Guy1: I really like your shirt
Guy2: Do you like my shirt because it's cooler than your shirt or because you hate everything about yourself. How does that make you feel?
Guy1: I mean, I guess it makes me feel bad.
Guy2: Yeah, you should feel bad - you’re stupid - and no one likes you.
Guy1: Damn dude, you really need to cool it with all the Salty Bullshit today.
Guy2: Do you like my shirt because it's cooler than your shirt or because you hate everything about yourself. How does that make you feel?
Guy1: I mean, I guess it makes me feel bad.
Guy2: Yeah, you should feel bad - you’re stupid - and no one likes you.
Guy1: Damn dude, you really need to cool it with all the Salty Bullshit today.
by Chiefer Sutherland May 27, 2017
Get the Salty Bullshitmug. by JoMomma530 July 4, 2023
Get the Salty dogmug. When your having sex and your woman grabs your goate and spits your cum in your mouth and says behhhh after
by Saltyreaper April 10, 2024
Get the salty goatmug. When a man or woman lets their pubic hair grow so far out that excretions absorb into it as they urinate.
John: "So you didn't finish her off?"
Bill: "Well I was going to, but her salty washcloth hit me straight in the nose. I just got dressed and left after that."
Bill: "Well I was going to, but her salty washcloth hit me straight in the nose. I just got dressed and left after that."
by ShinDiz May 9, 2025
Get the Salty Washclothmug. The Act of sucking Semen off a Penis After the Performance Of Docking , Spitting the Semen into the Anal Cavity, Insert Penis Into cavity to measure the amount of Semen deposited.
Featuring a translucent outer shell with a solid inner core, Salty Dipstick series is more like a work of art.
by Suron Thamos February 20, 2023
Get the Salty Dipstickmug. 