Salty McTavish

Scottish tale as old as time. Salty McTavish will carve spoons out of your femur if you make him angry. If you are kind, he will carve them out of the finest walnut.
Was trained by wolves how to be a man.
Do not mess with Salty McTavish.

Woah. Did you see that spoon Salty McTavish made?! It’s awesome.
He sells them too!

by Anita Nap February 7, 2024

Salty

When Henry starts typing embarrassing wrecks on Discord.

Here is an example of Henry being salty.
"DUMB QUOTES
XDXDXD"

by CMS Spirit Squad June 1, 2018

salty butthole

Someone who is being salty but also an asshole. Instead of calling them one thing, call them both.

Steve was being such a salty butthole yesterday.

by skettiandbutter October 8, 2015

Salty

Me

Wow, stop being so salty my guy

by Haunter10j January 21, 2018

Salty banana boat

The action of having a bead of sweat licked from the arsehole to the tip of the penis on a hot day.

"Can you give me a salty banana boat"

by SikkaPash April 25, 2025

Salty

When you lose on fortnite

Guy1:man I’m so salty
Guy2:why
Guy1:I lost on fortnite

by NinjaBreadMan04 February 23, 2018

Salty Cellarius

It all stated because he couldent sit in a FUCKING SEAT. And he has a small penis (Im not gay)

Salty Cellarius Is a fucking whore

by Reesie‘s puffs May 6, 2019