NERD SLAP

WHEN YOU ASK SOMEONE A RANDOM POP CULTURE QUESTION AND THEIR BRAIN GOES BLANK THINKING OF THE ANSWER. WHEN YOU TELL THEM WHAT THE CORRECT ANSWER IS, THEY GET A LOOK ON THEIR FACE AS THOUGH THEY HAD JUST BEEN SLAPPED, THEN GET ANGRY AT THEMSELVES FOR NOT KNOWING THE CORRECT ANSWER.

HEY MAN, WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE WHITE FURRY DRAGON IN THE NEVER ENDING STORY?

UUMMMM WELL, SHIT, LEMME THINK, FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK, I KNOW THIS....SHIT, I GIVE UP WHAT IS IT?

ANSWER:FALCOR.

AT THIS POINT THEY LOOK LIKE THEY GOT SMACKED, BECAUSE IT ALL COMES BACK TO THEM IN A HEARTBEAT. THIS IS A NERD SLAP.

by COLOR BLIND CRIMES June 7, 2009

Passport Slap

To take ones passport, and slap somebody with it.

As Seen On 'A Big Package For You.'

David: "Ahhhh the passport slap... Jeff cant slap for shit... Jeff is a pussy"
*Jeff Slaps David*
David: "Ooooh... I’m gonna kick his fucking ass"

by TriggerHappy. March 29, 2007

Yeti Slap

Yeti Slap is largely similar to a “Chimp Slap” in the fact these are the most brutal of slaps. The kind of slap that has you doing a spin on your way to the ground. Or that you have lost a piece of your face. Teeth, noses, eyes, mouth are all possible loses from a Yeti Slap. You might even get whip lash from the violent blow.

"Did you see dude's face? Looks like he was mauled by a bear."
"Yea he got mouthy and someone put it on em, Yeti Slaped his ass!"

by Kc_canine February 24, 2009

SLAP stan

acronym standing for Sounds Like A Plan, Stan.

Guy: "We're going to the football game tomorrow night."
Guy 2: "SLAP stan."

by ChrisClassic March 24, 2010

slapping the pappy

The act of elderly male self pleasure.

Grandpa took too much Viagra , but found instant relief by slapping the pappy.He was beating his richard like it owed him money.

by ballz itchy July 4, 2016

Flash Slap

When having sex; to pull out and catch the semen with your hand and slap the female in the face, before she can react.

"A gave that bitch a flash slap last night!"

by FlashSlapper October 20, 2012

Slap-a-Rock

the act of when someone messes up or just isnt being smoothe. This is also when someone drops or spills something

(after someone spills a drink) Man, you did not just Slap-a-Rock.

by J-moff March 30, 2007