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Fried Rice Syndrome

When a Chinese girl snails a guy's face, starting from the chin to nose. Once her snail reaches the guy's nose and her butthole is directly above the guys mouth, she farts and the guy absorbes her fart through this nose and mouth. Afterwards, the guy spends the next five and half hours in the bathroom vomiting and pissing out his ass.
Guy 1: I need to stop and some pedialyte
Guy 2: What happen, drank too much last night?
Guy 1: Naw, Ming-Yue gave me fried rice syndrome last night. I barely made it out the bathroom alive.
by DRC_AFM_CM_EN_FA_MI_MP December 16, 2022
mugGet the Fried Rice Syndromemug.

Rice

I ATE RICE TODAY!!!
by ANONYMOUSKID911 June 25, 2020
mugGet the Ricemug.

rice kernal

chinese boys who confess their love to you... and then tear your heart apart by turning into an absolute bipolar godzilla.
girl 1: have you seen that hot chink?
girl 2: yeah... don't even I hear he's a total rice kernal
by ihatewhiteboyz19 December 4, 2010
mugGet the rice kernalmug.

rice college

rice college is a borinnngggg school with borrinnnggggg teachers but overall you make great friends and enjoy it
i hate rice college but i have loads of friends
by anonimus ~and i oop- June 23, 2019
mugGet the rice collegemug.

Rice woman

A rice woman is a person with extravagant taste in life however, their judgement has been clouded by a low quality packet rice man and therefore cannot see the other amazing rice cookers in life who were destined for her.
Person 1: have you seen how she has been acting like a rice woman lately

Person 2: I know i can’t believe what she has done
by Miumiu082 August 19, 2022
mugGet the Rice womanmug.

cunt rice

left over pieces of toilet paper left on a womans vagina after using the restroom often ingested by unknown man.
I was eating out that bitch and got a mouth full of cunt rice
by Scl10111 September 19, 2020
mugGet the cunt ricemug.

Declan Rice

best cdm in the world ARSENAL ARSENAL ARSENAL
I LOVE DECLAN RICE HE IS AMAZING.
by iluvarsenal28 June 30, 2025
mugGet the Declan Ricemug.

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