Pump Master

A person qualified to perform pumps on various activities, for example pumping air into tires.

"yo, i heard bunty is the pump master of Brampton."
"Yeah guy, he uses his pumping skills too much"

by jassi123456 November 14, 2015

pump the brakes

stop what you are doin like swearin or cussin

wooooooah pump the brakes on the wordich

by cole maj March 21, 2024

Pandemic Pumps

During a pandemic, one must dip their penis into hand sanitizer in between pumps so as to not spread any contagions.

“Yo, Pat, did you hit that? ... Yeah, I’ll give her some pandemic pumps, by dipping young patty wein into hand sanitizer every stroke”

by Youngwhit March 16, 2020

Yabbie Pump

The art of self gratification using a bait pump to achieve arousal

Bra you ever knobed yaself off with a yabbie pump?

by Big Geck July 15, 2023

Pump and Dump

When a woman gives you a hand job while you take an enormous shit on her chest.

Yeah bro, me and Annie love a good old fashioned Pump and Dump.

by DogeRager January 30, 2021

Pump fake

Weed that looks fire smells good but taste like shit and has no buzz

Any weed but mine is pump fake

by Jdubs410 March 14, 2019

pump scare

when one is perusing omegle and happens upon a plethora of penile appendages

damn gina! i got the biggest pump scare of my life on omegle last night!

by gingerbreadwoman42069 March 8, 2019