Pulling a Bernie

To stick your beak in it at all times and then not turn up to work the next day

he was so drunk last night he ended up pulling a Bernie today

by dghdkghdkghkjghdfkghg July 14, 2011

Pulling a JD

The act of pleasuring oneself in the middle of class.

Can you believe that he was pulling a JD.

by OVERSHADES May 24, 2017

Pulling a mashall

Leaving a place without anyone noticing.

That guy was pulling a mashall at the party

by Anonymous2pointO September 8, 2018

Pull a Jake

Being the first (or only) one to take your shirt off amongst a group of people or friends. Even when the situation doesn't encourage or ask for it (or sometimes it does).

Past Tense: Pulled a Jake
Present Tense: Pull a Jake
Future Tense: Pulling a Jake

Scenario 1:
(Bunch of friends partying together, and a guy takes his shirt off)
Dude, that guy just "pulled a Jake"!!

Scenario 2:
(Friends playing soccer in hot weather with their shirts on, and one takes his shirt off in the middle of play)
Sorry guys. It's hot out here so I had to pull a Jake.

The ladies would think it's hot if you would "pull a Jake" and show off those muscles.

Bro, remember that time you "pulled a Jake" in sub-zero winter?

by The Machine 07 December 14, 2010

Pulling a rem

To accomplish the reaching of a whole new level of idiocy in front of strangers or the general public.

Examples:

*Idiot spaces out in public* "Dude, you're pulling a rem!"

Getting high and experiencing hallucinations under the influence of alcohol and not weed or other chronic narcotics.

Unable to communicate with a stranger when he asks you a very basic question.

Befriending those who the peers around you dislike.

by boozi July 5, 2012

the pull around

You must pull your car around and wait for fast food because your order is not ready yet.

When you pull up to the Drive-through window and they tell you to pull around to an empty parking space because your order is not ready yet. They gave you The Pull Around

by msscream1234 December 13, 2017

pull an Albert

To pull something so random, yet so finely sophisticated.

It was the first day of exam week, so he decides to pull an Albert. With everyone else in the libraries, he got some bedsheets out the window and Mission Impossibled his ass outta there, committed awesomery in downtown and cruised through the rest of exams in style most glorious!

He appreciates your look of utter displeasure.

by l0rd 0f t3rr1bl3 August 22, 2009