Clipboard of Power

A derogatory term for the petty bureaucrat's badge of office. It is held close to the chest and carries papers with information that is jealously guarded. It allows access to sensitive areas and gives the bearer authority to pry into the work being done by others. Often used for micromanagement and the application of "bureaucracy gone mad".

Line up your pencils everyone! Here comes Snottynose Snivelson with his Clipboard of Power.

by Matti! Matti! Matti! October 13, 2012

power tail

A longer and thicker version of the rat tail. Bitches can't keep their hands out of it. It derived from the sport of lacrosse, when a young man wanted to grow something as equal to the Jedi braid. Who know's maybe his bros liked to see it flow out the back of his helmet.

#1. Nice mullet bro! Hey man that's no mullet! Its clearly a power tail!
#2. Ewww what is that gross thing growing on the back of your head? That's a power tail my lady, would you like to feel? Oh i love your power tail!

by LaxBroSoY February 25, 2012

Power Texting

Sending numerous text messages sent at once very quickly. Can be used to annoy someone or to show a lack of experience texting. Can also be used to interrupt someones process of replying repeatedly.

Blake: Hey Mom! Where are you?
Mom: Hey!
Mom: Im on my way!
Mom:Where are you?
Mom: What are you doing?
Blake: Wtf? Stop power texting!

by AdamKrenz March 2, 2011

Eagle Power

eagle power is the nick name given to those whom play on the xbox frequently, and the name originated from the popular people in many schools who worshiped the term 'eagle' as it blessed them with terms such as 'my name is oliver eagle and i love my baby brother Patrick.

Cool Kids : "hey theres that cool kid Eagle"

Eagle: "hello EAGLE POWER, i dont like coca cola and enjoy the company of my best friend Blake, Brap-ting and What?

Patrick : "hello there oliver"

Eagle: "MY BABY BROTHER"

by THOMAS CROWTHER October 12, 2009

orange power

Power one feels they obtain from one or more of the following: sunbathing, fake n' baking, but most importantly spray tanning.

Tropicana called, they want their freakin' oranges back. ORANGE POWER.

by Stankie Frankie October 22, 2010

Power Crunking

Going to a gathering with alchohol for the sole purpose of getting crunk extremely fast, and leaving. Only an asshole would pull this off.

"Who the fuck does he think he is?! Coming to my place, Power Crunking and leavin like that, ima beat that nigga down tommorow. He even drank the Bailey's!"

by Captin M July 18, 2006

Power Grab

To forcefully grab a man's balls during the act of intercourse, usually during power play.

Yeah man, the sex was going well until all of a sudden came the famous Power Grab!

by CoolVro March 21, 2017