Poop And Shoot

when you ejaculate well defecating.

"Hey man did you just poop and shoot in the porta-jon."

by killjoy78 August 7, 2020

Booger Poops

Clear slimy diarrhea. Often seen when someone has IBS (Irritable Bowel Syndrome).

My buddy’s IBS was acting up the other daaayy.. He said he had the booger poops something awful and looked like he was shooting snot rockets right in the pot.

by Sloth Juice August 23, 2020

Monkey poop

Slang term for chewing tobacco.

Bill: Hey Willy, hand me my monkey poop so I can put some in my mouth.

Willy: Hell yeah bill. Here’s your monkey poop, I think I’ll eat some too!

by GetOffMyLawnnnn November 1, 2020

monkey poop

1. Chewing tobacco
2. The art of chewing tobacco and or swallowing the spit.

Hey bro hand be that can of monkey poop.
Sure thing dude I’ll give you some of that monkey shit.

Or

Dude are you chewing that monkey poop again? Yeah I am why do you care? Well
You swallow it that makes you a shit eater! Get off my lawn monkey poop eater.

by GetOffMyLawnnnn November 1, 2020

shower poop

When you are taking a shower and you feel like you have to take poop. So you so you get out out of the shower to poop. Still wet. Take a poop then finish shower.

I was taking a shower the other day and then i had a shower poop.

by Blaaahperson October 6, 2017

Brain Pooped

when you exert so much focus or brain power that you lose all ability to function as a normal human being

Ex. Sarah was dumb, so after question 1 on the exam she became brain pooped.

by cmdrwest May 15, 2017

poop and dash

The act of arriving at a location and immediately heading to the shitter and dropping a deuce whether small and dainty like that of a cat or large and gruesome like the dark lord satan himself is using your asshole as a portal into this world and then promptly leaving the premises never to return because what you did in that bathroom is probably against the Geneva Convention.

-"Wanna head over to that Kristen girl's house for that party?"
-"Can't bro. I totally did a poop and dash there last week."

by Maccadangdang July 15, 2017