Well Played, Mauer

The baseball equivalent of touche.

Originating from the popular MLB commercial on Youtube where Joe Mauer gives proof of his bikini-clad trip to Cabo with the host, with a photo in a frame, after the host denies ever going.

"My hugs can cure anything!"

'Even cancer?"

'Well played, Mauer."

by whiteeagle August 13, 2010

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Played

When you start developing feelings for someone, because he/she shows interest in you with cute texts, when really he litteraly doesn't give a f*ck about you and just likes to flirt around with random people.

you : hey, there's something I need to tell you... For the past few months we've been getting closer and I think I actually like you...

the player : oh, that's cool.

you have just been played

by whatismylifeatthispoint February 10, 2020

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Thoughts and prayers

I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)

Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."

by anonymous November 5, 2018

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Hockey Players

EXTREMELY good looking, most go to a preppy high school, wear lulu lemon, have sexy hair, and pull bitches. Attract a certain type of girl, but all the ladies love em and the guys wanna be em. Hockey players are hands down the sexiest people alive.

Cam: Yeah I know, but she gets with all the hockey players.
Ella: How could she not, if I could I would too!

by Ellie Ringston March 5, 2018

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