power object

Any person, place or thing which allows the individual who uses it or interacts with it to exert power or simply feel more powerful by interacting with it.

Some examples of power objects are famous people, movie stars, celebrities, politicians; computers , the Web; cigarettes; all vehicles; all weapons—from a knife to an atomic bomb; a penis (it helps create a life; a vagina (it can reward and also pussywip; a beautiful face or rear end—because either one or both can reel-in a man; pens—because they record ideas; all electronic devices; all buildings; highways; cookware (they let people feed themselves); beds (they let people rest and recuperate and create babies); jaccuzzies, showers; and... toilets—because they let people get rid of their body's waste products, etc. Garbage cans and "pregnancy prevention" devices (mistakenly called "birth control" devices) are also power objects because the former isolate garbage to be removed by workers, and the latter give users the power to engage in sexual intercourse but prevent a pregnancy.

And though the air and water appear to not be power objects, their correct evaluation reveals that they are extremely powerful because they are indispensable to sustain life. Therefore, fruits and vegetables can also be considered power objects.

Some examples of things which are generally not power objects are the grass; fruitless trees; clouds; the ocean; birds and most other animals, though horses, for example, could be considered power objects because they increase the rider's powers, and strong dogs—such as Dobermann Pinchers—are also power objects because they protect their owners.

by but for September 30, 2017

power pinch

Forcing a bowel movement out of the body in a short amount of time, due to a pinch.

I didn't want to miss the bottom of the ninth inning, but I had to shit real bad. So I went and power pinched a deuce in record time.

by simplybillyo March 30, 2011

Power Bang

The act of fucking your slam piece with no remorse while he or she assumes a wheel barrow like position.

Wade Smith power bangs puss with no remorse.

by Wade Smith PB November 14, 2015

orange power

Power one feels they obtain from one or more of the following: sunbathing, fake n' baking, but most importantly spray tanning.

Tropicana called, they want their freakin' oranges back. ORANGE POWER.

by Stankie Frankie October 22, 2010

Power Crunking

Going to a gathering with alchohol for the sole purpose of getting crunk extremely fast, and leaving. Only an asshole would pull this off.

"Who the fuck does he think he is?! Coming to my place, Power Crunking and leavin like that, ima beat that nigga down tommorow. He even drank the Bailey's!"

by Captin M July 18, 2006

Paw Power

1: Often shouted phrase of Mr. Blackburn.
2: Phrase used at Hermitage High School, although nobody really know what it means...

Good job on eating luch there, Paw Power!!!!!

by Student March 7, 2003

Power Grab

To forcefully grab a man's balls during the act of intercourse, usually during power play.

Yeah man, the sex was going well until all of a sudden came the famous Power Grab!

by CoolVro March 21, 2017