Ear penis

Synonym for wet willy; shoving your wet finger down someone’s ear

Tommy: “I don’t know why my manager got so pissed at me”
Ben: “Maybe because you gave him a big stinky ear penis”

by Mrinfectedtesticles March 5, 2020

Camillo Penis

A Penis for a male named Camillo

Look at that fat Camillo Penis

by .-loll January 11, 2021

Consensual Penis

A wreslter gripping his guy

Oh look, enzo amore is gripping his consensual penis

by ZAIRBI July 23, 2018

Penis Shy

Cannot take a piss with others around

Nick couldn’t use the urinal because he’s penis shy.

by LiamP69 August 26, 2022

Penis Head

a Penis Head is a bald person.

Hey, Penis Head! I’m walking here!

by Yesterday PS3D March 26, 2020

penis with lotion

1. Apparently wins you $1,000 Family Feud.
2. "Name something you love to touch because of the way it feels" Some slut: "Penis with lotion"

Search up "The Best WTFGameshow Moment. Ever." By sagermaster15, You'll see what penis with lotion means.

by THE NIGGER WHO STOLE YOUR BIKE June 6, 2010

Sand Penis

Not to be confused with sad penis a sand penis is a lump of sand that has made its way into the bottoms of a girls bathing suit, creating the illusion of a tiny little bob

Sally: Kate u have a sand penis
Kate: it’s bigger that ur man’z
Sally: *dies*

by Ihaveakiwi July 15, 2018