"I have a stones feeling we’re going to be spiking up here very soon. Don’t ask how I know." - PandaPunch
by spacecowboy420 June 6, 2022

by Chris stone October 10, 2021

A rolling stone gathers no moss; with some exceptions.
Some people just can't bear the single life, so approximate the rolling stone life by forming a conglomerate stone that they hope will survive rolling without fracturing.
Some people just can't bear the single life, so approximate the rolling stone life by forming a conglomerate stone that they hope will survive rolling without fracturing.
by GregTheConglomerate June 18, 2024

by Bigpeen nino March 21, 2024

Stone's are kind, creative, and generally happy people. Whenever you are down, a stone will always try its best to cheer you up. But Stone's are very impressionable, so you must be careful about what you do and say around them. All Stone's get attached to people and things easily. Most Stone's are down for anything (especially snuggles and cuddles), but Stone's can be hateful very quickly if rubbed the wrong way. If you meet a Stone you will be friends very quickly. All Stone's are clumsy in some way, from ripping the condom to dropping the car keys. Clumsiness will always be there. Lastly, Stone perfectly represents the quote "Don't believe everything you breathe."
by 1950sNewyorkBox August 13, 2021

Stone Putnams are greedy little pigs, ready to leach off everyone they love. they love public masturbation, and self sucking.
person 1: hey did you see that stone Putnam over there?
person 2: yea bro I saw that nigga self sucking
person 2: yea bro I saw that nigga self sucking
by thebigbadman April 8, 2020

A person who ingests, cultivates, and vegetates fresh humor, culture and knowledge. Like John Mulaney’s appearance on Hot Ones.
Dawg, check out this stone cold boney spittin the truth. Muthafuckers funny, sincere and still slightly skeptical.
by BrownRecluse129 June 29, 2023
