quarantine boyfriend

Noun. A boyfriend to have during the 2020 Quarantine. It's like a summer boyfriend, but for quarantine only.

"Sorry, I was texting my quarantine boyfriend."

by xoprincessxox May 15, 2020

PEB - Purposeful Expendable Boyfriend

The Purposeful Expendable Boyfriend is a job a boy or man plays to make sure the newly broken up with girl isn't talked into having any sort of sexual interaction with a person she will regret it with during the " Broken Heart " phase of after breaking up with someone. Or even breaking up with someone she really cares about during an already fragile phase.

" Why aren't you mad or sad? I just broke up with you?? " " Don't you see? I'm being a PEB - Purposeful Expendable Boyfriend. To make sure no one gets to you and you don't have to breakup with someone who you care about. "

by Someone For Target Prastice November 23, 2016

Boyfriend

According to my daughter he is the sweetest guy known to mankind.
to me...
He's my next target

Daughter: Daddy...
Dad: Yes sweety?
Daughter: I have a boyfriend
Dad: ...
Dad: Let me get my shotgun and we'll go visit him.

by READIT!!! March 03, 2018

ex boyfriend

an ex boyfriend is someone you hang out with and get peer pressured to have sex with.

an ex boyfriend says I love you an texts you back later saying my bad it was just in the moment.

an ex boyfriend breaks up with you because you didn't want to give him head

an ex boyfriend gets what he deserves by smoking to much weed and getting erectile dysfunction now nobody want him.

my ex boyfriend is a cunt and a absolute dick

by r.i.v May 08, 2023

National bully boyfriends day

On the 28 november

You get to bully your boyfriend or your bestfriends boyfriend

Girlfriend: guess what day it is

Boyfriend: oh no
Bestfriend: oh yes
Girlfriend: national bully boyfriends day!

by Dr. Dates November 25, 2021