I swear, this site is full to the brim of these things saying, “THESE HEARING AIDS WILL HAVE ALL THE OLD PEOPLE CLAMORING.” Guess what?! Either their domains are being sold or you get some nasty viruses while their owners are getting more money! Don’t click any of these!
by MrWhomstDVe September 01, 2021
When you and your buddy both want to go do something together without your wives, and you want zero repercussions/complaints or aggression from both of your wives before you leave and when you return, you must invoke the man-date law.
Husband: Honey me and Jeff want to go fishing for the day.
Wife: I think you have other important things to do.
Husband: I invoke the man-date law.
Wife: well can’t argue that. Have a wonderful time honey.
Wife: I think you have other important things to do.
Husband: I invoke the man-date law.
Wife: well can’t argue that. Have a wonderful time honey.
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by Lizzie Lo June 01, 2022
Dating a Miracle is the best thing you can do. They have guys/girls all over them but will always choose you in a crowd. They're attractive, loyal, caring, and always do their best to keep everyone happy. They love to be around you but can seem shy at first and may avoid eye contact but sometimes they just have to get comfortable around you.
She/Her
"Even around all those other guys, Miracle still chose her bf"
"Miracle is soo pretty I can hardly resist her"
"I'm so happy now that I've started dating Miracle"
He/Him:
"Miracle always checks on his girl and shows her so much love"
"Miracle's always getting jealous when he sees other guys look at his gf."
"Even around all those other guys, Miracle still chose her bf"
"Miracle is soo pretty I can hardly resist her"
"I'm so happy now that I've started dating Miracle"
He/Him:
"Miracle always checks on his girl and shows her so much love"
"Miracle's always getting jealous when he sees other guys look at his gf."
by Anonymous >:) April 17, 2022
by Sexykittyluvr445 January 28, 2025
Her chronic belief that she'd discover a perfect man through the Internet was relegated, for the foreseeable future, to nonline dating.
by Monkey's Dad April 21, 2020
“Dude I just made a definition for Apri-“
“stop adding dates to this dictionary you dumbasses. this is called a dictionary for a reason.”
“stop adding dates to this dictionary you dumbasses. this is called a dictionary for a reason.”
by flatwaterbottle June 03, 2022