cap

a lie

thats cap

by 𝕰𝖗𝖎𝖈𝖐𝖆 December 1, 2021

good cap

used as a response to something funny, amusing, or a well-fabricated lie/mistake

"I think the 49ers have a chance at making it to the Super Bowl this year"

"That's good cap"

by kidseeghosts October 20, 2025

cap

lying or telling a story

i ate a cow no cap (no lie)

by OompaLoompa123 April 20, 2022

cap off

when one can no longer produce sperm from jerking off too much

Man I cap off last night with emma

by Elimantler23 October 26, 2017

Scat Cap

When someone poopies in your hat and you wears it on yo’s head

Gee wiz man that homeless guy pooped in my hat and I didn’t realize it and I put it on

“Look at that Scat Cap” (hat filled with poopy)

by StankWaffle February 10, 2022

gay cap baby

Any fool born in March

Look its a gay cap baby.

by Killua smert December 9, 2020

Shower cap

Shower cap

1. A rubberized garment designed to create a streamlined effect when synchronized swimming with your best pal Theodosius.

2. An act that takes place when a nasty hoe with a blown out pussy requests that your lovely noggin be placed just so inside her vaginal cave - Frequently requested by bar flies name Karen.

Karen: "Hey bab..*drunken puke burp* wadda slaaay you shower cap me ova by da juke box?"

by Intertubes9000 May 1, 2020