Late Night Whack (LNW)
A vigorous, yet relaxing, masturbation session performed by a lonely male after returning from a night out of failed attempts to pursue the pink taco.
A vigorous, yet relaxing, masturbation session performed by a lonely male after returning from a night out of failed attempts to pursue the pink taco.
Damn dude, I was trying so hard to fuck Jessica last night after we left the bar, but I have no game. I just went back to my place to throw on some porn and crank out an L. N. Dub.
by LittleBrownBear July 08, 2011
by lolipop June 18, 2006
"wirkin n jirkin" when a wanker's had a dull day doing nothing but goin to work and going home.
wnj w n J working and jerking} {w&j
wnj w n J working and jerking} {w&j
by nigel the fairy March 08, 2005
A jack-off session followed by a nap; typically done right after a long day of work. A person engaged in a wack ‘n nap typically is so spent after ejaculation that they do not even have the energy to pull their pants back up before falling asleep. At this point a nap will commence and the participant often goes to sleep with their dick in their hand waking up some indeterminate of time later in a surprised state as there is still a mess to be cleaned up.
Man, this was the week that would never end. Before going out on Friday night I had a quick wack 'n nap to recharge my batteries before heading out for the night.
by mducrane February 21, 2012
When a midget prostitute goes to the store and buys a large jar of pickles; makes a bikini out of the pickle skin, and then proceeds to have sexual intercourse with a hippo.
In order to win her men over, sequoia performs the whackin n pickles routine; fortunately it has never failed.
by Skydivin Paraplegic August 04, 2009
For a man or woman to be so embroiled in the sexual act that they effectively lose all orientation and instead visually experience all things as a prolonged flurry of phallus and testes.
by Franky Gustavson November 18, 2007
When you are around racists you use this ingratiate yourself as a superior racist, (See Vaush Vs racists)
"In what instances is it ok to say the n-word?"
"Personally, I was quarrelling with Hitler I used a tactical n-word to put him in his place"
"Personally, I was quarrelling with Hitler I used a tactical n-word to put him in his place"
by pseudoclientist September 11, 2022