plural: report monkeys
Someone or some group responsible for reporting or "ratting-out" other people. This is done to muzzle others, or to come against others beliefs or ideas. Report Monkeys can also be used to effectively drown out or quell freedom of speech.
Report monkeys use a "report user" button, where the report monkey clicks this button to report a user to notify authorities.
"Report monkeying" is usually performed under the guise of adhering to private standards when in fact is used to manipulate and drown out the masses freedom of expression.
Someone or some group responsible for reporting or "ratting-out" other people. This is done to muzzle others, or to come against others beliefs or ideas. Report Monkeys can also be used to effectively drown out or quell freedom of speech.
Report monkeys use a "report user" button, where the report monkey clicks this button to report a user to notify authorities.
"Report monkeying" is usually performed under the guise of adhering to private standards when in fact is used to manipulate and drown out the masses freedom of expression.
by Byron Whiteson August 1, 2009
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1) a small toy, usually with cymbols, which when winded up will clap the cymbols together
2) a metaphor for a woman's vagina which is extremely loose, and would clap like a toy clapping monkey
1) a small toy, usually with cymbols, which when winded up will clap the cymbols together
2) a metaphor for a woman's vagina which is extremely loose, and would clap like a toy clapping monkey
1) hey look at that new toy i got, it's a clapping monkey!
2) hey i bet her lips go at it like a clapping monkey in the wind! (makes clapping motion between legs)
2) hey i bet her lips go at it like a clapping monkey in the wind! (makes clapping motion between legs)
by Poodle April 13, 2005
Get the clapping monkey mug.When you get the last toke in a bowl of marijuana which is mainly ash, the result is a foul taste in your mouth which is sometimes accompanied with ashy debris from the bowl.
Joe passed me the bowl, i took a toke, it was the last hit, the monkey fart hit. Joe laughed as I gagged and spit ash from my mouth.
by sourdeez May 15, 2009
Get the monkey fart mug.To light your cigarette (smoke) from another persons cigarette - usually from a close friend or family member. This is only carried out when a lighter is not immediately available.
by lochon October 25, 2009
Get the Monkey Fuck mug.The resultant condition from prolonged periods of poor personal hygiene (i.e. lack of showering) and physical activity leading to an uncomfortable, sweaty, red burning ass reminiscent of a large, red and bulbous monkey's ass which has been dragged through the sand and dirt all day and appears quite painful.
(See the latin, rectus sebaceous primatus)
(See the latin, rectus sebaceous primatus)
by zagnut February 21, 2005
Get the monkey ass mug.After anal fisting, the man or woman pulls out their hand and flings poo at their partner, mimicking the animals at the Monkey House at the Zoo.
by Cincy Chili Dog June 10, 2008
Get the Monkey House mug.Wear home made clothes or ridiculous psychadelic tie die clothes, clothes of natural materials. They tend not to wash very often, hence they look like they have just slept in a hedge, or in fact live in hedges although we all know they really live in a squat with a peace symbol painted on the front door.
Somebody who tends to live the 'hippy' way of life to the extreme, they usually have white-boy dreads & take lots of 'earthy' drugs (weed/mushrooms/psychoactive plants etc & lsd), love travelling to festivals / acid techno squat parties in their 'freedom wagons' or VW camper vans, Beetle's or 20 year old decomissioned old service vans/trucks etc. Usually vegetarians and love going on protest marches/anti war/anti fox hunting marches etc.
Can be heavily into spirituality & regularly smell of josticks or special brew / cider. Sometimes mistaken for tramps.
Somebody who tends to live the 'hippy' way of life to the extreme, they usually have white-boy dreads & take lots of 'earthy' drugs (weed/mushrooms/psychoactive plants etc & lsd), love travelling to festivals / acid techno squat parties in their 'freedom wagons' or VW camper vans, Beetle's or 20 year old decomissioned old service vans/trucks etc. Usually vegetarians and love going on protest marches/anti war/anti fox hunting marches etc.
Can be heavily into spirituality & regularly smell of josticks or special brew / cider. Sometimes mistaken for tramps.
"Last year at Glastonbury a hedge monkey was trying to sell me a 2nd class stamp saying that it was a giant tab of acid."
by Chewitt January 16, 2004
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