Meat lobes

The hollow fleshy void left when ear gauges are removed.

Check out that guys' meat lobes.

by BlazinPonytail May 19, 2014

meat vest

Slang used to define a particularly plump individual.

"Damn look at that meat vest over there"
Also see "meat Parka"

by TaDongle May 28, 2008

faux meat

Dildo, as in fake meat.

"He's in Denver so I've been resorting to faux meat for pleasure. Damn him!"

by den angel January 17, 2009

gentile meat

the most consumed protein by the average american on a commercial level, fed by jewish elites.
Unlike Halal, gentile meat is extracted from the finest shipment of undocumented cadavers from 3rd world countries.
The most common sources of gentile meat could be found in any 7/11 or fast food chain around every other interstate in America.

Hilary Clinton: Have u tried the new shipment of vegan haitians at the bagel factory?
John Podesta: Mmmmm.... more gentile meat.

by DarthMald April 18, 2022

Miami Meat

A hairy patch of skin that hangs out of your v-neck, typically seen on fat miami men.

thats guys miami meat across the dinner table is ruining my appetite.

by Reptile Randy July 22, 2016

meat destroyer

Can be any human being, regardless of gender. Will take a penis by the hand, mouth, feet, or anywhere else, and destroy it. Can destroy it by any means imaginable.

"Man the meat destroyer ruined my genitalia again!"

by Tknorr43 December 26, 2014

weiner meat

1. n- Substance inside tubular meat casing of some sort.

2. n- Penis.

3. n- Shortish skinny individual whose mental aptitude is below that of a 4th grader.

1. "This sausage has great weiner meat."

2. "I have a tiny weiner meat."

3. "Weiner meat set his alarm to pm again."

by "Wilson and Co." December 12, 2007