Michael Cera

An amazing actor, originally from Ontario, Canada. So amazing that his name can replace almost any word in a sentence, or answer almost any question.
Rachel: I love your pants!
Maddie: Don't you mean... 'I love your Michael Cera"?

or

Rachel: What did you have for dessert last night?
Maddie: Michael Cera
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Michael Moore

Guy- Why do people hate Michael Moore so much?

Guy2- Because they're simply American.
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Michael Waterhouse

n. A person who is 160lbs of tiger meat in a stainless steel frame. Sings like a nightengale and can dance like the dickens. Tall, dark and gruesome. Loves volcanoes, birds of prey, blood. Has a full body tatoo that makes him look like a Beatle (George Harrison). Prior to tattoo, he looked sort of like Dave Hasselhoff. Has been hit by moving vehicle 7 times and emerged without a scratch (stainless steel frame). He goes great with steak, chocolate, any kind of mint. Also, has phenomenal hair.
That Michael Waterhouse is a god-like genius. Ask anyone.
by Cuno Bellin February 17, 2010
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Michael Jackson

1. a man this world never deserved
2. the most successful entertainer of all time
3. better than your fave bye
michael jackson didn't bleach his skin, he wasn't a child molester and he wasn't a freak. stop believing tabloid lies and educate yourself.
by brad what are you gonna do November 01, 2018
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James Michael

I got into an argument with him but he was James Michael over me, so i wet myself and went emo in the corner of my room for hours
by country club May 02, 2005
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Michael Howard

A British politician, and member of the Conservative party. Proved an utterly ineffectual Opposition Leader against the fascist New Labour government of Tony Blair.

There is "Something of the night" about him.. he looks as if he sleeps in a coffin by day and emerges at night, hissing, to suck the blood of the living.

Which he probably does.
Michael Howard is a vampiric entity, who must have fresh virgin blood to survive.
by Anne Observer June 07, 2006
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Michael Alford

He is such an amazing guy hes what every girl wants an can settle down with, He useally has women walking up to him that are beautiful just grabbing at his junk. If you come face to face with a mike run like hell! He is to amazing to come across.

Him an kyle's are good friends.
Guy: Why don't you like me?
Girl: Is your name Michael Alford
Guy: No??
Girl: That's why.
by chickenanliverisyuck September 07, 2011
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