The Life Of A Penis
The life of a Penis
-Hangs around with 2 nuts all the time
-Next door neighbor is a real asshole
-Has a head he can't think with
-An eye he can't see out of
-His best friend is a pussy
-Everytime he gets excited he throws up
-And worst of all his owner beats him
The life of a Penis
-Hangs around with 2 nuts all the time
-Next door neighbor is a real asshole
-Has a head he can't think with
-An eye he can't see out of
-His best friend is a pussy
-Everytime he gets excited he throws up
-And worst of all his owner beats him
by BANANANANANANANNANANANANANANA January 14, 2022
Get the The Life Of A Penismug. When you make a bold or, overall, bad decision that could have the potential for a good or bad outcome. For example, people can move or flee to other countries and that can turn out good or bad.
'Fredrickson moved to the US. He got badly shot for a crime he did not commit. That was a bad life decision.'
by ThePotatoWhoCould July 23, 2021
Get the Life Decisionmug. by digbick41 June 19, 2023
Get the 15 to lifemug. 2pac has a tattoo dat says THUG LIFE across his stomach which means "The Hate U Gave Lil Infants Fucks Everybody"
2pacs tattoo
by Jessica December 7, 2003
Get the thug lifemug. When a corporation intentionally limits what you can/cannot do with your electronic device and people just passively accept that as life.
C'mon Apple, we've been living the dongle life for years, carrying all these extra cables and adapters with us only because we have one damn port. I think about it's time that we (the consumers) had enough of this.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 26, 2020
Get the Dongle lifemug. when a person's everyday life is filled with exciting adventures it is said that they are living the mission life. Also when a person completes a series of hard tasks every day, they also are living the mission life.
Nikan dropped 25 cents on the ground and picked it up while he was drunk off tequila , he is living the mission life.
by Neisenberg September 2, 2013
Get the Mission lifemug. 