july 8th

the baddest bitch on the block’s birthday. also the holiday of licking any rock you see on the round. then give it a nice slap and continue on with your day.

it’s july 8th! time to go kick that thick ass rock. also happy birthday

by eeeonzegang February 18, 2020

July 29th

National get back with a girl u thought didnt like you back

Today is july 29th

by Idkman2987 July 29, 2022

july 15

me: “hey look it’s annabelle!”
someone: “okay?!”
me: “it’s her birthday!!”
someone: “oh happy birthday!”
me: “happy birthday!”

july 15th is annabelle’s birthday.

by maxisarat October 7, 2021

july 31st

the people who look like they’re 9 are born on this day (they’re cute tho)

meike is born on July 31st, makes sense, she looks like a 9 year old

by coolmfer April 28, 2021

july 31, haylen day

July 31 is Haylens birthday. Dont be shy to text em happy birthday!

whats today? July 31, haylen day happy b- day haylen!

by shigi_wifeoo February 10, 2022

Me julie

Referring to me mates mum who enjoys getting fingered

Usually a work colleagues mum who is as loose as they come aka me Julie

by Jizzterine September 21, 2023

No poop July

When you don't poop during July!

Retard: Did you join in on No Poop July?
Me: No, I need to shit!

by Kanye West toenail July 1, 2025