by J Roach February 16, 2020
My girl wouldnt give me a Blow Job last night, so after she left i just Bo J'd my self right there in the living room.
by Bo J Bandit February 06, 2011
by i constantly use the 'word' pssh August 24, 2003
When a man loves his woman so much, he is willing to compromise on that day of the month. First, the dong is used to ravage her booty hole, and upon pulling out, the man's bell-end(penis head) is covered in a peanut butter substance. He then proceeds to mash his wanker into the jelly-filled period cooter, thus creating a perfect mashup of peanut butter and jelly in between two slices of ass.
My side piece has been on her period for the past week, but it's okay since I was able to make a delicious PB&J between her enormous bum cheeks.
by bell.end October 25, 2018
Someone who lacks the general personality to deserve a real nickname. The pew sound usually solicits an aggressive response from the J-Pew driving him into an angry rage.
person 1: hey J-Pew
person 2 (J-Pew): Ill fucking rape you with a handful of rusty corncob holders
person 1: PEW PEW PEW
person 2: RAWWRR
person 2 (J-Pew): Ill fucking rape you with a handful of rusty corncob holders
person 1: PEW PEW PEW
person 2: RAWWRR
by FilipinoDriftKing October 18, 2011
To spend a nice evening at home with oneself and your hand. A Jerk Date.
This term was coined by Pete Holms, the stand up comedian .
This term was coined by Pete Holms, the stand up comedian .
"Hey man, you wanna go see a movie tonight?"
"Nah, it's been a rough week. I'm just gonna take myself on a J Date and go to bed."
"Nah, it's been a rough week. I'm just gonna take myself on a J Date and go to bed."
by DK Garden March 31, 2018
An absolute cretin of a being, with fucked up fingers and eyes, and isn’t a functional member of society. Should be put down Old Yeller style if you see him.
by BungusBorp February 12, 2019