Machine Gun Shelly

A great boxer with so many skills who works very hard and tries her best to please everyone around her.

Machine Gun Shelly is my favorite boxer!

by Black doggy February 25, 2021

Light Machine Gun

A heavy weapon capable of shooting a shitton of bullets. Often belt fed. Badass but slow. Good for waves of suppressing fire.

Light machine gun go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

by Reniy May 21, 2021

elephant gun

The Dostevei in the N64 game, Goldeneye. So called because it's gray.

I just picked up two Dosteveis, gonna' bust a cap up in your grill.

by Bagel Head March 30, 2004

Good Guy With A Gun

A phrase frequently used by members of the National Rifle Association, Focus on the Family, and other conservative Christian groups aimed at abusing representative democracy to impose biblical law on non-Christians. Originally used to describe a concealed-carry permit holder who shoots a would-be attacker before they can accomplish real harm, but has since been co-opted to refer to white supremacists, especially current and former members of the military, American law enforcement (don't even get me started on the SROs), and other ammosexual evangelist control freaks. Not something Jesus Christ would approve of if he were alive today.

Thank god the NRA went bankrupt after the Capitol Insurrection.

After watching the news coverage of the insurrection at the Capitol Building, I'll never hear the phrase, "Good guy with a gun," the same way ever again.

Have you noticed how many, "good guys with guns," are just straight up Nazis and klansmen?

by jlloyddaman January 31, 2021

Quimmerson Love Gun

A variation of the famous one in the pink and two in the stink routine because the thumb plays the one-string banjo at the same time

I gave the missus a Quimmerson Love Gun last night and i made her cum so hard she almost had an aneurysm !

by Isaac Hunt November 5, 2008

Machine gun texting

Texting people a couple words at a time in separate messages

Hey
<send>
are you here?
<send>
I can't find you.
<send>
I'm at the front door.
<send>
- Response

Stop machine gun texting me, I'll be there in just a second. Jeeze! You can send all that in one message you know.
<Send>

by cdpage January 7, 2012

Mexican Machine Gun

Throwing a hand full of rocks at someone because you can't afford a real gun.

Boy 1: Did you hear about Jimmy getting shot by a Mexican Machine Gun?

Boy 2: Oh Lord please don't tell me its true! Is he going to die??????? What hospital is he in?

Boy 1: Nah dude! He's fine. Only one small cut on his cheek, he's gonna be fine. Luckily they weren't closer. He's now found the Lord though, said it changed his view on life.

by Rooster Jake August 27, 2011