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February 5

Its Bruno and Eva's 4 month anniversary!!!
Its their anniversary, February 5!!
by BigBalls11128856 October 15, 2019
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february 29th

guy 1: yo it’s february 29th we can cheat on our girls today

guy 2: heck yeah
by OHAYOOOOO October 25, 2019
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2096 february 13th

War of the rescources, death of earth

Man 2096 february 13th isnt here yet calm down
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February 1st

Oh it’s February 1st I have to go slap my friends butt
by February 1st January 31, 2020
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February 19

Julie: Jimmy why’re you asking for nudes?
Jimmy: It’s February 19!
by TheLaughingNarwhal February 19, 2020
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February 6th

If you was born on this day you’re a little shit with a foot fetish and has a fat wanker crush on their best mate
EWWWW!Look at that crusty bish she must have been born on February 6th
by Peterfile June 10, 2020
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Free Fap February

The month where you stop devoting your time to Jesus from Just Jesus January and fap to your heart's content.
*example of Free Fap February*
(January 31st)
person: Praise Jesus!
(February 1st)
person: Fuck you Jesus, I'm going atheist in this bitch now!
by Dubiks January 31, 2019
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