facebook construct 

Writing a sentence beginning with the words "name is" and then changing to a different sentence completely, such as the way you used to do on statuses on Facebook.

Facebook abolished the "is" autowritten in the status line recently. I'm so glad, I can't stand the facebook construct of "John is Does anybody know what homework we had?"

facebook construct by zyrone March 1, 2009

facebook research 

using the social network to learn information about a prospective mate, coworker, etc. aka stalking

girl: I'm upset. I really like john, but while doing my daily facebook research, I saw some girl named dena wrote on his wall about how much fun she had last night.

facebook research by kandiisdandy August 13, 2009

facebook sucker

Facebook sucker is a person you hate who accepts you're friend invite.

you accepted my friend invite when it really was an enemy invite you facebook sucker.

facebook sucker by callmewhitey December 8, 2009

facebook impression 

The internet's comeback to first impressions, the 'facebook impression' is the opinion of yourself created by your facebook page, through groups, quotations, political views, etc. It has become increasingly relevant in an age where people creep online before meeting others in real life. MAKE A GOOD ONE!

Bill's in a pro-hunting group and his political views say "Fuck Fags"... I don't know if like him after that facebook impression.

facebook impression by Fredrickss January 18, 2010

Facebook haunting 

When someone Facebook murders you, you haunt them via mutual friends by talking to them or about them through mutal friends.

Posting comments on your friends wall that is a friend of the Facebook murderer, is Facebook haunting.

Facebook haunting by double 3's May 1, 2010

Facebook stall 

The act of a facebooker postponing a comment to a later stage to give an illusion that their life doesn't revolve around facebook. This can be spotted easily if that particular person forgets to set their Chat to offline

-Why is she not replying/commenting while it's clear that she is on facebook?
-Facebook stall

Facebook stall by REDHANDED September 18, 2010

Facebook told me 

When one is informed of events via Facebook before being infomed by another.

James: Did you hear about Mike and Susan breaking up?
Kerry: Yeah, Facebook told me

Facebook told me by BlindRascal October 2, 2010