Ear Cunt

The putrescent buildup of curd-like slime in the crease behind the ears, often as a result of failure to wash adequately; In severe cases, its scent carries the tell-tale mustiness of unkempt vagina that has been clad in the same pair of tight jeans for several summer days.

Dude, I have the worst ear cunt right now.

by Figgledorf the Clown November 20, 2016

talk a tin ear off a brass monkey

To talk incessantly. A colloquialism. Origin. Gert Godfrey or likely one of her ancestors.

Adrian could talk a tin ear off a brass monkey

by James B. Beam May 27, 2023

erzincan ear job

When the male cums on the female’s ear and then sucks it up with their mouth and then kisses and transfers the cum to the female .

Yo i just did an erzincan ear job last night on Stacy!

by erzincanmale September 28, 2025

ear bang

an act of intercourse where the male flips the female on her side and proceeds to stick his penis inside her ear

officer I told him plz stop and no I don't want it but he ignored me and preceded to ear bang me

by Seans friend from school April 13, 2021

Ear-watch

To spend a majority of the time listening to a series or film rather than actually watching it.

I've already seen this film but it still makes for a good ear-watch.
I had a lot of housework to do so I ended up ear-watching two episodes of Strang Things.

by Katrirobell March 14, 2020

Ear capacity

When the young people have more wax in their ears to sustain loud music.

Show’s on at 11! You gonna let me deal this ear capacity alone!?

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it April 6, 2019

Lemon ear feetprints

The footprints of your earwax.

"Lena stared at the smudges on her headphones and laughed, ‘Looks like I left some lemon ear feetprints behind after that long study session!’"

by Melon the earwig March 3, 2025