A method of describing a substantial, yet flaccid male uncircumcised member
he was asleep so I took the chance to have a look at his cock , and holy Christ , it’s like a young pig with its ears pinned back
by Napoleon BonerPart February 03, 2023
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saggy ears

Someone who's ears have been pulled to the extent of them being saggy, some people have a kink for it.
Lewis: Cooorrhh you seen those ears on that girl Nicole

Joe: The saggy ears?

Lewis: yes mate, they're so hot
by Toucha My Spaghett March 10, 2018
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(Тайное становитса Ясным in Russian)

an expression meaning

even the best kept of secrets will become known sooner or later
son: dad, how did you know i had bad grades?

father: (roflmao) son, even walls have eyes and ears. You tried burning your report card, but forgot to take the ashes out of the fireplace; put 2 and 2 together, and you get 4, right?. You therefore Have The Right to Remain Silent.
by Sexydimma April 06, 2013
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ear omelette

When one cums in the ear and folds over the flap
She forgot to make me breakfast so I gave her an ear omelette
by mikerowcock October 21, 2023
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velvet ear

Get me a velvet ear....
by Rickthetoolman February 18, 2018
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Ear Trash

Songs that just hurt other people’s ears
Hey Tom, you listen to suck ear trash
by NathanP0524 April 20, 2018
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ear blush

That feeling when you’re the happiest you’ve ever been, and your ears get all hot and red.

Either can be because of a person, thing, or action! It’s because of something that made you happy!
ear blush is when your ears start to get all hot and red
by Ultimateluck March 21, 2022
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