Dylan

Dylan is a fucking legend. He cares bout evryone but most importantly his girlfriend Megan and his mates as well as his family. He will ride out for any of his family that needs him and also enjoys music more specifically UK Drill. He is on a leash with his girlfriend but he loves her and doesn’t mind spending time with her at all (sorry babe 😂🤣). Hates school but he knows it necessary and he loves sport. An overall fucking GOAtT true g lad

Dylan is a boss

Dylan was with his boys

Dylan said he loves his girlfriend

by ivegotscratches100 June 13, 2020

throw a dylan

The act of throwing a bowling ball into the gutter when there a 10 lovely pins at the end of the alley to hit.

My buddy is so bad at bowling, he will throw a dylan almost every other time he steps up to the lane.

by Mr. Stole yo girl September 6, 2018

dylan beigh

dylan beigh is the most loving and kind soul with the most handsome appearance and is perfect in every way possible, he's always there for you and is a good listener. having a laugh with him can brighten up your day in an instant and he always makes time for others. he's the strongest person mentally and physically and never fails to make anyone laugh or smile. he isn't aware of how cool he is, and he's the guy you wanna hang out with and talk to if you wanna have a good time

"dylan beigh is so awesome, im so lucky to have him in my life"

by anonymous November 22, 2023

Dylan Sims

Dylan sims can be an asshole and likes boys. Tries to hang with cool people. The girl last he fucked said he had a milimeter penis. This was the worst experience ever they said and they also said don’t ever fuck Dylan sims

I fucked Dylan sims and said put it in five times and he said it is in I looked I saw nothing but a millimeter penis

by Dylan Sims March 27, 2019

Dylan John Thomas

Emo guy with a afro

Glizzy: I’m going to see Dylan John Thomas
Kelly: oh the guy with a afro

by Huoljhjbb October 27, 2022

Dylan

Dylan is a 4 dimentional being that created god with his huge sweaty skin flaps. He goes into girls changing rooms and wears the skin of his victims :)))))
Dylan in his sexual from can can make any girl so wet that they cause another great flood.

Person 1: Ugh... I wish that a girl could like me, im so lonely....
Person 2: Just ask dylan, he can do anything!
*1 week later*
Person 1: Yo dude i spoke to dylan and now every woman in the land is CREAMING over me!
Person 2: What did I say!
Both: Dylan is so sigma ohio fanum tax!!111!!!!11!!!1

by DylanPleaseBustInMe January 28, 2024

Dylan Yim

Simps for dads. Major cock up his arse. Spends his time getting absolutely hammered and wanks off the balcony into his “ah ma’s” mouth. Is a tranny and has has sex with multiple men.

“He’s such a cock, he’s such a Dylan Yim”

by dickheadchickenfuck July 25, 2020