Dr Farouq el Barqy

Is a Relic of Engineering , teaching in this accursed field since 1960 to this current day , no one is unsure where or when Dr farouq emerged but he is now 80+ years and still lopking younger than most ,some may claim he is a geniune vampire as all the countries his visited has either fallen into deep economic or political distress the likely hood of which is Dr Farouq teaching Engineering mechanics
:I heard dr farouq el barqy is teaching you statics ?

:yess he consumed the soul of a student who answered wrong last time it was great

: ow , did anyone do anything ?

: nope we rather not
by The scribe of zomborok November 22, 2023
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dr. llama

The sexiest Scottish man you've ever seen in your life. He's so hot he'll make your ass quiver and your tits jolt with the mere soundwaves of his voice hitting your eardrums
I just saw dr. llama yesterday, I'm still shaking.
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Dr. Sturgis

A Doctor who enjoys caring for patients that take loads of “Damn stinkies”.
“My doctor got so excited when I said I had problems with taking damn stinkies, and he got really happy. He’s such a Dr. Sturgis”
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dr. david haskell

A biologist who wrote a book that tortures high school students
Jim: "Did you hear about Dr. David Haskell?"
Phil: "Isn't that the guy who took off his clothes in the woods in winter and bitched about being cold?"
by DavidDoctor March 17, 2019
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Dr. Swift

Oh, oops. DOCTOR Swift. It's DOCTOR now. I totally forgot about that. DOCTOR Swift terrorized newlyweds with fireworks.
Hym "Right. She's a DOCTOR now. Dr. Swift. A doctor of what? Hmm.......... Fine Arts. That makes sense... You know, now that I think about it... Where the hell is MY doctorate? I should be getting more things. I'm not getting enough things. A Doctorate, a signed portal gun, a mauser C96, 100 red balloons, aaaaaaaaaand..... Hmmm.... And a physical from Dr. Swift... Those are my demands! Meet them or perish!"
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dr pepper disorder

a disorder associated with being obsessed with dr. pepper. Symptoms include : Drinking it all the time and always talking about it
“I have dr pepper disorder”
“Whats that?”
“Being obsessed with dr pepper. I cant live without it”

“It is the best drink ever”
“I know”
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Dr Fred

A person who pulls more chicks then they can handle while still being a dick to all but one of them
Ugh, Jeffery is being sutch a dr Fred right now
by Binkybop July 11, 2022
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