Second-hand Cool

Adjective: To be in with the "cool kids" through a much cooler significant other/friend

The only reason she's at this party is because she's second-hand cool

by Green Eggs September 26, 2015

cool story bro

Not a cool story.
(And not necessarily towards your/a "Bro".)

Girl 1: I went the to mall today and...
Girl 2: Cool story bro.

by smmmg June 17, 2016

cool shoe shine

when you're bored at work so you go into a bathroom stall and put your foot into the toilet and splash around

i was bored at work so I went into the bathroom for a bit and performed a cool shoe shine until i felt better

by wurmseven December 31, 2022

Cool Balls

An alternative to 'good' or 'cool'.

Used in a response to a question or a just a general comment

1) Question: "What do you think of my new guitar?"
Response: "Cool Balls!"

2) "Cool Balls...I've just won twenty quid"

by Ryan Carter October 25, 2007

Cool Story Hansel

Originally inspired by the movie Zoolander, this sarcastic phrase is used to respond to a story that lacks substance, or a story perceived to have no message.

The only way to redeem one's self after having been on the receiving end of this remark is to sarcastically reply "Thanks Olaf"

"... and it turns out that after I talked to her, she didn't actually know my friend."

"Cool Story Hansel!"

"Thanks, Olaf!"

by Branman515 May 4, 2007

Coolest Cool

Cooler than Cool, see coolest cool

Mel is the Coolest Cool

by The Josher April 21, 2006

cool-azz

wen summit is way cool beyond belief. wen summit is cooler than just cool it is cool-azz.

"u like my new boots?"
"woh, cool-azz!"

by BiZzY September 30, 2003