Closet Lay

when a person still isn't out of the closet but still has sexual intercourse with the same gender

" Joseph is such a Closet Lay , he had a one night stand with Joe but still isn't out yet"

by sexyboisex September 25, 2019

Closet Tom

A closet tom is someone who takes the chance for sexual activity while high off skunk or in the the prison shower!

So you asked for a blow job off your mate while you were high off skunk! Closet Tom!

by Mix-Race Man On Road September 25, 2019

Close your toes

Be quiet

Britanny, close your toes!

by bravechicken#1 October 15, 2019

Closet Cunt

A person (of any sex/gender) who seems like a fun, outgoing, socially acceptable person when in a group situation and with acquaintances. However when you get to know this person it becomes clear they are an insufferable cunt.

I know Janet's husband seems like a fun dude at company parties but when you get to know him you see he's a real CLOSET CUNT.

by Redh00d4 November 11, 2019

close af

CLOSE Asf means very close and can’t be used instead of the word “friends without benefits”

Me and Kat are close af

by Bsndj October 20, 2019

Clitsophone

When you play the saxophone after eating pussy.

Dude Will didn't have time to wash up and had to play the clitsophone.

by Thatonebariplayerwithatinydick January 18, 2020

chotsexual

Sexually attractive to tight fitting clothing

Jessica is being such a Chotsexual, she is drooling over what Ben is wearing for his role.

by BluiehairQueen February 7, 2020