Chode

A wannabe chad

Person 1: hey did you see that guys beard
Person 2: yea he looks like a chode

by wanderingaxolotl July 1, 2020

Coke Chode

When you’ve done so much coke that your dick can only muster up enough strength for the girth but not the lengths

I was doing a buncha blow earlier with my friends, but I’m super horny now so put that coke chode in your face pussy.

by Facesittingmommy May 15, 2022

Choding

When you take your sweater or turtleneck and put it up to your forehead and say "I'm a chode"

Hey look I'm choding

by Mx. Blck July 15, 2022

Chode

Basically your dick on a wide screen

"oh honey, I'm sorry to tell you this but your dick is a chode"

by Silvernugget950 June 11, 2025

chode on the go

The act of;Act there of;Or The accompliment of a Chode,"If you pratice excellence", On the go or out in public.Happens when drunk horny or turnt.

Richard: Hey sally.
Sally: Yes?
Richard: Do you have a Chode on the go?
*Looks down
Sally: Yes sir I do.
Richard: Do you have something to tell us?
Sally: Uhh Nope... .

Chode on the go

by Smacking Everything September 5, 2016

chode

an unproportionate penis it is shorter but very thick

guy 1: my dick is bigger but not as long
thot: I love chodes
guy 2: wtf

by Seawynth September 24, 2019

chode smasher

A chode smasher is when somebody throws a base-ball bat into your chode. This causes immense pain and makes you cry instantly or your chode burst releasing a lot of cum and blood.

Boy1: Yesterday i threw a base-ball bat into that guys chode.
Boy2: holy shit! you chode smasher!! what happened?
Boy1: his chode burst and he cried.

by theguidencetolife. June 3, 2010