Chuck Grasslighting

when Chuck Grassley lies, which is constantly

Glenn Kirschner was on with Stephanie Miller and mentioned all the nonsense coming from mobbed-up Pam Bondi’s senate hearing. Glenn said “the Chuck Grasslighting was out of control.” but none of it matters because republicans lie like rugs every fucking day and everybody yawned.

by Uncle Joosie January 17, 2025

chuck.

A type of chuck that is very serious and pays closer attention than average chucks usually do. It’s hard to tell the difference between a chuck and a chuck.

Adam: That chuck is like all the other chucks but I don’t understand the difference.

Steve: That’s not a chuck, that’s a chuck.
Adam: Ohhhh that makes sense!

Steve: Yeah a chuck. Is not a chuck but you could be one if you paid closer attention.

by Ethical Beast August 6, 2021

chucking a jess

1. When you laugh at the joke for 5 minutes before the punchline.

2. When you drop your chicken on the ground.

3. When you pat your hair when you're nervous.

4. When you watch mychonny 99 times and you laugh each time.

1)
jess: You know what happened?!
lucy: what?
jess: HAHAHAH.
5 minutes later...
jess: She walked into a wheelbarrow!
lucy: chucking a jess

2)
jess: Oh no! My chicken fell again! -sniff-
lucy: chucking a jess

3)
jess: The canteen ripped me off 5 cents.
person 2: Go get it back!!
jess: *head down* *sniffs* *pats hair*
person 2: chucking a jess

by turtle-paws March 15, 2012

Chucking wood

Term for masterbation

Last night, we caught little Joey chucking wood to the Sears catalog

by anonymous June 9, 2024

chuck pants

A prostitute that has had a terrible plastic surgery and looks chopped up.

Son: What's a chuck pants dad?

Dad: a prostitute with poor article surgery.

Look at that chuck pants
Wow that prostitute needs a better surgeon.

by Daddyasfuck April 18, 2016

Chuck

Chuck is such a cool guy, super attractive and all the ladies want him obviously. He has a sort of innocent yet captivating charm to him and that smile is to die for.

Wow, look at that guy..he must be a Chuck, did you see all of those girls swoon?

by HandyComrade January 30, 2020

Chucking his muck into a pasty

the soon to be sted demon needs to share their muck for others to eat in a pasty

Chucking his muck into a pasty means the steroids have made me so erect he finds any warm pocket necessary to stick it in and splatter

by Someone1254 April 28, 2025