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The Brandon Effect

The Brandon Effect is when all or a majority of your previous partners have tried offing themselves before, during, or after the relationship
Person 1: yeah bro all my previous girlfriends have tried offing themselves

Person 2: dam dude that’s The Brandon Effect
by R3ZIT June 30, 2023
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Brandon

Not cute very introverted when a girl walks by he gets nervous and goes the opposite direction girls usually decide to date his popular freind Brett that can any girl just by smiling at them.
Brandon is not liked, like his freind Brett,
by anonymous July 15, 2023
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Brandon Rogers

Brandon Rogers is the best youtuber in my opinions. His skills are around comedy-content creations. He works hard to create characters in his own universe which his fandom calls the ‘BRCU’

Some of his most popular characters are Bryce Tankthrust, Bobby Worst, Grandpa and Blah Blah the clown. If you have never seen him on youtube you may have seen him in his tv show called Magic Funhouse which has two seasons.

You may also recognise his voice from an adult-aimed cartoon called Helluva Boss where he voices one of the main characters Blitzo.
‘Have you watched Brandon Rogers new youtube video?’
by blitzzassh0le July 19, 2023
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Brandon

That dudes such a Brandon
by Lilmitchy69 August 21, 2023
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Brandon

So a lot of definitions are saying a guy named Brandon is like the best person on the planet. That is definitely not the case, I would know, because that's my name. So here's how I, as a Brandon act. Most of the time I'm an at least decent person. Sometimes I'm an asshole, I'm maybe funny? (A few people say that Brandon's are funny. That might be true. Also, a lotta definitions say their like attractive for some reason, I look like a vampire half the time so that's in my opinion false.) ok the definitions over go home.
by m4xhunt3r August 25, 2023
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Brandon

A guy with a massive cock that’ll make your insides hurt but I’m the best way.
Friend 1: Howd that date go last night?
Friend 2: he’s a total Brandon. I can barely walk today.
by Jdedsfj September 17, 2023
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Brandon

A Brandon can Joost make you pull him by the ears. He is spunky he likes his oatmeal lumpy. You can ask a Brandon to karaoke Vanilla Ice or to scratch his derrière. Anytime you meet a Brandon he can resemble a gnome with his long white beard. Get a Brandon.
Brandon is rapping that Ice, Ice Baby again.
by Ccccccmmmmm September 18, 2023
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