Brandon Hassel

A guy who constantly fails at interviews. A basic bitch nigga who sit at the bottom feeding off others droppings

Damn I heard you Brandon Hassel your interview

by The grinder June 19, 2017

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Brandon Teng

A word to describe someone who likes to suck up to someone of a higher authority, such as their lecturers or boss. In malay terms, it is called 'Angkat Bola'

Wow, look at the way he is talking to Dr Maisha, Such a Brandon Teng!

by DrMaisha March 2, 2019

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brandon g

the beafiest person you will ever meet.

You seen brandon g yet? He is sooooo beafy!

by beafster69 October 22, 2018

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A Brandon can Joost make you pull him by the ears. He is spunky he likes his oatmeal lumpy. You can ask a Brandon to karaoke Vanilla Ice or to scratch his derrière. Anytime you meet a Brandon he can resemble a gnome with his long white beard. Get a Brandon.

Brandon is rapping that Ice, Ice Baby again.

by Ccccccmmmmm September 18, 2023

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Brandon

A weirdo dummy who simps for patience

Brandon is a simp

by Bobbs November 14, 2020

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Brandon

Handsome mischievous guy.

Has the kind of smile and eyes to make you go crazy. He makes you feel all jittery

And nervous because he is confident , and

Will make any women want to look his way. Brandon has almost dark brown black hair and dark eyes. Handsome as hell.

“That’s Brandon” guy on the bus that’s always making the driver Lorraine go crazy...

“Wow. He’s handsome as fuck!” Wish I could drive him crazy...” Haha

by Crazyyyykid10 February 25, 2021

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