Either a Sextoy or a pretend boyfriend to make a middle aged Catlady look normal, but having the reverse effect.
As she sat next to her plastic boyfriend all night all the lady could think of were her cats, and her dildo.
by Maggie T May 7, 2025
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To have a California Boyfriend is to have a guy you can “date” for the Summer when you fly home from college to visit your parents.
To have a California Boyfriend is to have a guy you can “date” for the Summer when you fly home from college to visit your parents.
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A spaniel boyfriend is a type of person/significant other characterized by the energy/vibes of a spaniel. Spaniels are not quite the same as golden-retriever boyfriend, but similar loyal, happy vibes.
Like gun-dog breeds, this person might require more active, outdoorsy kinds of adventure. Deeply intelligent but also endearingly slow at times. These people are slower to trust and can be independent (though ironically, when they do get close to you are even more eager to be around you than anything). They take longer to mature and are truly kids at heart, but are emotionally advanced when they need to be.
They are compatible with: orange cat, calico cat, golden retriever energy
Like gun-dog breeds, this person might require more active, outdoorsy kinds of adventure. Deeply intelligent but also endearingly slow at times. These people are slower to trust and can be independent (though ironically, when they do get close to you are even more eager to be around you than anything). They take longer to mature and are truly kids at heart, but are emotionally advanced when they need to be.
They are compatible with: orange cat, calico cat, golden retriever energy
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-Slow tease
-Paced Quicky
-Black Male Destroying Anal
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-Paced Quicky
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"I accidently found my mums bob jimmy...it was still wet and moving"
"I can't Wait until I can get some alone time with Bob"
BOB(Battery Operated Boyfriend)-your moms dildo.
"I can't Wait until I can get some alone time with Bob"
BOB(Battery Operated Boyfriend)-your moms dildo.
by Loki✌ September 15, 2016
Get the BOB(Battery Operated Boyfriend) mug.A BOB or battery operated boyfriend, is a device that is available for people with BUFs (butt ugly faces). It is shaped like the male penis and has many different size and modes it can be used on. Only difference between this and the real thing is that the BOB will never reject u like John from 3rd grade. Unless u 1, have a rabid vagina or 2 run out of batteries.
Caitlin Jenner, it looks like someone hit you with an ugly stick, you should definitely buy a BOB (battery operated boyfriend) because not even Tom, the blind man with no legs down the road would fuck you.
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Get the BOB (battery operated boyfriend) mug.The Purposeful Expendable Boyfriend is a job a boy or man plays to make sure the newly broken up with girl isn't talked into having any sort of sexual interaction with a person she will regret it with during the " Broken Heart " phase of after breaking up with someone. Or even breaking up with someone she really cares about during an already fragile phase.
" Why aren't you mad or sad? I just broke up with you?? " " Don't you see? I'm being a PEB - Purposeful Expendable Boyfriend. To make sure no one gets to you and you don't have to breakup with someone who you care about. "
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