texas chili bowl

it involves tobasco sauce, a telephone, and the anus.

I don't know what kind of kid would give him a texas chili bowl; I only know that I wouldn't ever want to be on that kid's bad side.

by ButtersFTMFW December 4, 2010

The Viking Chili Bowl

While boning a chick, the guy lays chud on the partner's head, and forms horns with the fecal matter.

Hey Don, i totally gave Jacklyn The Viking Chili Bowl last night, she has always wanted one.

by jh72387 November 10, 2009

Jersey Fruit Bowl

Similar to the practice of mooning, to achieve the Jersey Fruit Bowl a male practitioner will cup his genitalia (penis and testicles) and push them backward, toward the anus, before pressing his ass against a window, giving the look of a highly mangled and filthy looking bowl of fruit. Also nicknamed "The JFB", it is done as a prank and to disgust a large group of people. When performed in the state of New Jersey, it is often referred to as an "Indigenous Fruit Bowl".

Sam: "I am going to moon those people in the car next to us"

Dave: "Why not give them a Jersey Fruit Bowl?"

by etafatdik June 19, 2008

Montana punch bowl

When a man stretches his ball sack out to make a cup for liquids to be drank out of

I made a cup for her wine with my ball sack she smiled and said wow that’s “Montana punch bowl”

by BeelynnD February 10, 2022

browns to the super bowl

Another meaning of pooping.
The Browns is the poop and the Super Bowl is the toilet.

I'm dropping the Browns to the super bowl.

by SlimThickWitYourCuteAzz October 13, 2016

King Bowl Cut

The vice principle who thinks it's cool to rock a bowl cut and doesn't understand that the shorter it gets, the worse it looks. They also don't understand that dying the thing will not make it look better.

" OMG did you see what King Bowl Cut is wearing today? "

"Ew, yeah. So fugly."

by HateMySchool January 9, 2012

toilet bowl writing

When you run out of things to write about so you just reword the same thing over and over again

(imagine the spiral of a toilet flushing, going around and round.)
-/u/no-time-to-spare

"A hundred page paper due tomorrow. Time for a little toilet bowl writing."

by UnculturedLout March 16, 2015