minching the bird

The act of licking a vaginal region.

origin: Eurotrash porn mags
example: "That dirty bloke minched my bird until half-eleven"

by Oke Dizzle May 15, 2005

McCarter Bird

A large, human-like bird, usually bald, who lives in the northern Massachusetts area and squaks loudly while flapping his arms. Wears a funny hat and is obsessed with toilets.

"Did you hear that? What the hell was that?"
"Oh, just the McCarter Bird."

by Scout March 24, 2005

Bird Farm

slang term for Aircraft Carrier, mostly used by Marines.

US Navy have the most bird farm of all the nations and can go anywhere anytime!

by MasturbAZN November 9, 2009

scary bird

uncompromising truth junkie

scarybirds today exposed .... with their brand of kick ass no nonsense straight talking

by Rhiannon Hill February 24, 2005

butter bird

when one applies shay butter to a males penis with its mouth

Big Bird had such bad chaffing, Jerry gave him a butter bird to relieve the pain.

by DP201092 November 8, 2010

bird

bothered. used sarcastically, so if u said 'im canny bird' it would actually mean 'i really dont care'

bird
im bird
im canny bird
pretty bird like

by jim March 4, 2003

J-Bird

a jew

He is picking up quarters from the floor, what a J-Bird

by rainbows+unicorns August 7, 2011