person 1: hey wanna come over today/tonight
person 2: sure
person 2 arrives
person 1: ok lets go to my bed
person 2: mk
person 1: starts kissing person 2
person 2 kisses back
its april 22nd❤️🥵
person 2: sure
person 2 arrives
person 1: ok lets go to my bed
person 2: mk
person 1: starts kissing person 2
person 2 kisses back
its april 22nd❤️🥵
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Girl-no one likes you
~~~~~~
(Girl go talks to other boy)
Girl-what's his problem
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~~~~~~
(Girl go talks to other boy)
Girl-what's his problem
Boy- April 11th
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