Alabama Will Smith'd

Slapping diarrhea on someone for making fun of your wife

Guy: That bastard Alabama Will Smith'd me!
Girl: I know. You are ugly and you stink.'

by AlabamaBaby March 31, 2022

Alabama threesome

A type of sex that involves you, your cousin, and your sister

I invited my cousin over, and me, my cousin, and my sister had a good ol’ Alabama Threesome

by lukenolan06 December 21, 2019

Alabama fire man

Peyton wells volunteer fire fighter doing hot shit with Waylon booker his number is 251 743 3932

I just saw them doing the Alabama fire man with him

by Mrs. Nancy May 20, 2022

Alabama Yoga

The various poses achieved in yoga but only whilst having intercourse with someone in your immediate or extended family. I.e., intra-family kama sutra but more stretching.

Cletus hurt his groin when trying some new Alabama Yoga poses with his first cousin, Amber, last night.

by Devoooo March 14, 2021

Alabama Bedpan

Any receptacle found in a vehicle used to collect feces during a urinary or bowel movement, normally occurring while the vehicle is in operation.

"Hold the wheel, Terry, I gotta take a sh*t!"

"You better find yourself an Alabama Bedpan, then!"

by opsucks April 17, 2019

Alabama Kangaroo

The utilization of a motorized scooter for disability (specifically morbid obesity) to drive oneself and their defenseless progeny to a location for more sustenance. The progenitor must so thoroughly fill the motor scooter's space that the progeny cannot physically fit anywhere except a small pocket of air in the floor space of the scooter, sized somewhat akin to a Guantanamo Bay Enhanced Interrogation Room (and accomplishing the same effect).

The Alabama Kangaroo should not be mistaken for the Alabama Camel, as the former keeps progeny safe from flying out, while simultaneously ensuring brain damage (due to hitting the scooter steering column) if the scooter were to stop suddenly.

He’s like a baby kangaroo in his mother's pouch! What an Alabama Kangaroo!

by TyCooper2010 February 5, 2019

Alabama whistle

When two people are doing a standing 69 and the person on their feet blows into the person they’re holding’s asshole. Making a whistle. As like blowing into an empty beer bottle.

Mean dirty Dave pulled a sweet Alabama whistle on that kid last night

by Dave Hulford November 6, 2025