When the laziest most worthless person in the office walks with purpose and sighing around the office so everyone know they are there.
by pettyblue72 September 12, 2022
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Damn dude! That's crazy bro! Thank god you had a fun time with Jawad's driving lessons!
Damn dude! That's crazy bro! Thank god you had a fun time with Jawad's driving lessons!
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One person sits on the other person's lap and gives them a lap dance while both people drive the car, the person on the bottom controlling the gas and brakes, and the person on top steering.
Must drive at least 5 miles on an open road, no matter whether or not either person orgasms.
One person sits on the other person's lap and gives them a lap dance while both people drive the car, the person on the bottom controlling the gas and brakes, and the person on top steering.
Must drive at least 5 miles on an open road, no matter whether or not either person orgasms.
Jenny tried the ultimate driving test with her boyfriend and ended up breaking her arm, she says it's the best sex she's ever had, though.
by Morgan_Rose99 November 17, 2022
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A: No matter how hard i tried, i just couldn't fit the delta-v AND the thrust into the same rocket.
B: Well then, Kraken drive it is!
B: Well then, Kraken drive it is!
by anuncertainsomeone November 28, 2022
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Babe, my wheels hurt let me take a break
No the only think I’m braking for is the strip club you glistening little bitch
Your so inconsiderate! Ever since my driving test you’re libido has plummeted
Bitch don’t you see? You may only vroom vroom from now on, you put on too much weight these days it’s like you don’t even try to keep me interested anymore. When I met you, you were a wild and free car with passion and now that I’ve made your life better, now I’ve supplied you with working lungs and a tight pussy, you decide to get fat. Sometimes I regret replacing your air conditioning for a mouth.
No the only think I’m braking for is the strip club you glistening little bitch
Your so inconsiderate! Ever since my driving test you’re libido has plummeted
Bitch don’t you see? You may only vroom vroom from now on, you put on too much weight these days it’s like you don’t even try to keep me interested anymore. When I met you, you were a wild and free car with passion and now that I’ve made your life better, now I’ve supplied you with working lungs and a tight pussy, you decide to get fat. Sometimes I regret replacing your air conditioning for a mouth.
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