A silent air biscuit so vile and disgusting that the perpetrator should do time for such an assault.
by Richard Annballz April 5, 2016
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Get the cootie fart mug.(n) : a person who has the unfortunate fate of being in a confined space while someone passes gas. This can occur in a car, elevator, subway, or city bus, for example. The person(s) in that confined space became the flatulator's fart hostage(s) for the duration, until the fart haze dissipates.
"Man, Henry is not allowed to eat beef jerky on long car rides anymore. He was beefing nonstop, and held us fart hostages all the way to Kalamazoo!"
by Stavros Nikkapoppolous December 18, 2019
Get the Fart Hostage mug.when a man pretends to fart to create the illusion that a female is not the reason he is spraying air freshener.
Freddy did a gentleman's fart, to keep Julie from realizing the air freshener was for her foot oder.
by st1n3r May 24, 2019
Get the Gentleman's Fart mug.When you feel a deep grumble from the mid-lower region of your stomach slowly work down your rectum, and out your asshole relasing a nice warm rush of air. You are so curious as to what that beautiful shit bubble smells like, you cup your hand in the shape of a "C" to just momentarily catch the stench in your hand, then you bring it to your face basking in all its glory.
Timmy: "Bro, last night I was sitting in bed butt naked with kind of a stomach ache, when all of the sudden this breaking wind realased from my poop shoot. I knew it was going to be a nutty one, so I reached down and cuppy farted myself."
Pen-Dog: "Was it worth it?"
Timmy: "Bro, it was the best cuppy fart I ever had."
Pen-Dog: "Aw, I wish I could smell"
Timmy: "Bro, cuppy farting is the best!"
Pen-Dog: "Was it worth it?"
Timmy: "Bro, it was the best cuppy fart I ever had."
Pen-Dog: "Aw, I wish I could smell"
Timmy: "Bro, cuppy farting is the best!"
by EnemaBucket August 27, 2019
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Get the Emilia Fart mug.When one farts 3 times consecutively, the first fart being large, the second fart being medium, & the third fart to top it off being small.
by Pdddl August 20, 2017
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