cheeze n' rice!

a cover up; instead of saying jesus christ when mad. said by people who do not curse.. usually really religious people.

said fast in a husky old man voice
"cheeze n' rice, im out of cigarettes!"

by *Chels* June 28, 2003

L. N. Dub

Late Night Whack (LNW)

A vigorous, yet relaxing, masturbation session performed by a lonely male after returning from a night out of failed attempts to pursue the pink taco.

Damn dude, I was trying so hard to fuck Jessica last night after we left the bar, but I have no game. I just went back to my place to throw on some porn and crank out an L. N. Dub.

by LittleBrownBear July 8, 2011

spoon n' slip

When "spooning" with a woman, you "slip" your penis in her vagina. #DS

I pulled the "spoon n' slip" with my wife on the couch last night.
In an attempt to be inconspicuous, A man's go to move under a generously-sized sofa blanket should be ol' fashion "spoon n' slip".

by SpntaneousCmbustion January 24, 2015

wirkin n jirkin

"wirkin n jirkin" when a wanker's had a dull day doing nothing but goin to work and going home.
wnj w n J working and jerking} {w&j

-u look tired wahcha bin upto?
-o nuthin' just wirkin n jirkin.

by nigel the fairy March 7, 2005

Rag-n'-tag

To violently fuck a girl without having any interest in her afterwards, instead just adding her to your 'tag-list'.

"So are you gonna date Beth or what?"
"Nah just gonna rag-n'-tag her"
"Yeah mate rate it"

by William 'McBilliam' Francis June 13, 2016

wack 'n nap

A jack-off session followed by a nap; typically done right after a long day of work. A person engaged in a wack ‘n nap typically is so spent after ejaculation that they do not even have the energy to pull their pants back up before falling asleep. At this point a nap will commence and the participant often goes to sleep with their dick in their hand waking up some indeterminate of time later in a surprised state as there is still a mess to be cleaned up.

Man, this was the week that would never end. Before going out on Friday night I had a quick wack 'n nap to recharge my batteries before heading out for the night.

by mducrane April 27, 2012

N-word pass

If u white and u have a really good black friend then he mite give u a N-word pass for a month only until he/she gives y another one unless they give a infinite supply of an N-word pass👌👌👌

Black kid-waddup my nigga
White boi-sup my new nigga
Black boi-dafuq u say to me u white boi
White boi-oh(shows a N-word pass)
White boi-ight so waddup my nigga

by Caleb the chickennoodlecow win January 29, 2019