The Purple Man is watching you.
by The Real Purple Man April 6, 2020

A guy who claims to know everything about women and sex, but has probably only had sex maybe once or twice.
by SiL3Nt J September 13, 2023

by Think of a name June 21, 2023

Goat man is the best tiktoker ever because he just fucking is and if you don’t like him um you are poopy
by Yourmomuwu September 1, 2021

by Isurmomgay? May 15, 2020

When you cum on someone’s lower back, then slap your dick in the puddle causing it to splatter like a Blue Man’s paint filled drum.
by Tim of Maine March 22, 2024
