A proper name given to a person who would much rather hide in his/her house, or in a cave, for days at a time. Often, this person refuses to contact or be contacted by any living creature. When this person does emerge from their hermit like existence, they are often recognizable by increased hair growth both in the facial and cranial region.
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A highly enthusiastic male devotee to the fanny. His passion runs so deep he is continually accused of trying to “just get in my pants”.
A true Fan Man is a person whose idea of bliss is touching, holding, exploring, caressing or simply laying his head on a fanny.
A Fan Man enjoys everything about fannies. He desires them during all phases of the menstrual cycle, never phased. He longs to pleasure fannies. His empyrean is cunnilingus, but he loves the foreplay just as much.
When seeking to pleasure his women, his play book is as follows: After some passionate kissing and groping, he gently begins rubbing a fanny, when his hands gain entry into the pants the feeling of wetness excites him, he gently rubs the soft and delicate labia between his fingers, he continues to caresses all areas of the fanny, leaving no area unexplored. He sensually builds tensions and excitment with a variety of pressures and touches from his strong fingers. He closes his eyes and sighs as he rubs the fanny, whispering things like, “So sexy and supple... so wet… so beautiful.” As his hands are busy feelings this delicate treasure the urge to taste the fanny grows. His mouth slowly makes it way downward, drawn in by the allure. He is enchanted by fanny and all its beautiful characteristics. He is hopelessly addicted to the delicious taste and the way his woman body reacts to his touch.
A Fan Man doesn’t just "go down", he romances his woman, he pleasures his woman, he adores her and her fanny.
A true Fan Man is a person whose idea of bliss is touching, holding, exploring, caressing or simply laying his head on a fanny.
A Fan Man enjoys everything about fannies. He desires them during all phases of the menstrual cycle, never phased. He longs to pleasure fannies. His empyrean is cunnilingus, but he loves the foreplay just as much.
When seeking to pleasure his women, his play book is as follows: After some passionate kissing and groping, he gently begins rubbing a fanny, when his hands gain entry into the pants the feeling of wetness excites him, he gently rubs the soft and delicate labia between his fingers, he continues to caresses all areas of the fanny, leaving no area unexplored. He sensually builds tensions and excitment with a variety of pressures and touches from his strong fingers. He closes his eyes and sighs as he rubs the fanny, whispering things like, “So sexy and supple... so wet… so beautiful.” As his hands are busy feelings this delicate treasure the urge to taste the fanny grows. His mouth slowly makes it way downward, drawn in by the allure. He is enchanted by fanny and all its beautiful characteristics. He is hopelessly addicted to the delicious taste and the way his woman body reacts to his touch.
A Fan Man doesn’t just "go down", he romances his woman, he pleasures his woman, he adores her and her fanny.
Annie: "you just want to get in my pants"
Fan Man: "well I am an Annie fanny fan"
Annie: "🙄 Good night my creepy fan man"
Fan Man: "well I am an Annie fanny fan"
Annie: "🙄 Good night my creepy fan man"
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Get the Fan Man mug.Stemming from the name of the nuclear bomb dropped on the Japanese city of Nagasaki; this term means to stand a top the tank of ones toilet and proceed to shit into the bowl from that height, resulting in a large splash, and if one has had Indian food, a considerable mess.
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An Ocean Man will usually walk up to everyday beach goers and rant to them about ocean-related conspiracy theories. This may get him tased/pepper sprayed by the authorities one or two times. Also a popular song by Ween.
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