Shove A Dick Up My Ass

Another phrase for saying FML or damn it.

Ahh shove a dick up my ass, I lost my wallet.

by captainclutch October 25, 2011

NATIONAL FAKE ASS FRIENDS DAY

The day you put out all the mother fuckin TEA and expose all the WEAK ASS BITCHES you hate

“You said it’s National Fake Ass Friends Day?” *pulls out paper , taps on mic and clears throat*

“GIANNA YOU A FAKE ASS HOE”

by imademon October 2, 2019

One in the ass is worth two in the puss

An old adage meaning it is better to have sex with one ass, rather than with two vaginas.

Bob: I think Becky might let me go Greek on her this Friday, but I was supposed to have a three way with these Guatemalans the same night.

Joe: Times like these my grandpappy used to tell me “One in the ass is worth two in the puss”.

by Yu Sho Me Dong September 18, 2023

stop talking out your ass

Implying the person is lying or spreading bullshit, so you tell them to shut the actual fuck up.

Jane: I lost my virginity last night!
Ratchel: Stop talking out your ass, you'll never get laid!

by The Grand High Oreo November 3, 2014

National Bitch Ass Nigga Day

A day where you can post on all social platforms someone you don’t like or some who has wronged you in the past. This holiday lies on October 4th.

Happy bitch ass nigga day everyone.
It’s National bitch ass nigga day so i can post my ex on instagram.

by Pretty cat club October 3, 2021

Hot ass chromed out bangers

Shiney rims that are 22" or better

Did you see that dope range with those hot ass chromed out bangers

by alkjdng;dh;dksj;dskgfh October 30, 2008

quit talking out of your ass

Speaking on a topic you know nothing about.

Politics? Again? You need to quit talking out of your ass. You don't even know who the President is!

by LizzyBlitz May 16, 2014