dar shit

A very dark and daring time to take a shit in a very inappropriate manner

She took that dar shit on the hood of the car while heyr BF was going 70 miles per hour down the highway

by Mikangel June 24, 2023

Schrittwieser (shit-wiser)

A cheap, young frat boy in his 20’s with aspirations to become some type of doctor.

That cocky little dork sure was a schrittwieser (shit-wiser).

by therealjamesmurph May 10, 2020

Triple Point Shit

When you go to take a shit and it comes out in three stages of matter at once

Scientist: Did you know that at its triple point, a material can exist as a solid, liquid, and gas simultaneously?
Me 5 minutes ago: Guess I just took a triple point shit then

by virescent October 8, 2020

Shit

A acronym for Spicy Hot Irritated Toothpick. Its used to making everyone know that there is a toothpick in your ass

Friend: Are you fine?
Me: Yea, I just shit

by FlamingoIsDoingCocain July 1, 2020

Screaming shits

The act of screaming while having projectile poop.

The BBQ sandwich gave me the screaming shits.

by $&@/ September 25, 2021

Shit and shower

Taking a shit while showering at the same time. To prevent from being cold while taking a shit. (Swedish)

Jag körde en Shit and Shower i morse för att vakna till liv.

I did a Shit and Shower this morning to wake the fuck up.

by CreatorOfShitAndShower June 27, 2017

Oh shit text

When you send a text to someone thinking it was someone else. Can be very embarassing or just a common text.

Matt: damn...

Mark: what?

Matt: i just oh shit texted your mom...

Mark: what'd it say?

Matt: You don't want to know...

by santy5666 July 20, 2010